Who is this guy?
I'm Brad. I'm 30.4 years old and am a student at the University of Washington during the school months and am employee of Intel during the summer months. Needless to say, my thoughts and ideas do not reflects the opinions of my employer. I'm sure, however, that everybody at Intel feels just as sad as I do about that poor, last Cheerio.

My mission in life is to be happy all the time. (heh.... sure) Anyway, that doesn't come too easily. School and responsibilities and all that other crap that comes along with living in society hinders makes that mission a near impossibility. To make up for those aforementioned evils, I like to sit on the Internet and program or load up in one of my friends' cars and drive around aimlessly, hitting fast food places and picking up Slurpees along the way. Well, that's what I did in high school anyway. Now that I'm in college I'm carless and the nearest 7-11 is a pain in the ass to get to by foot. Still, I venture there as often as I can. When I'm not tied up with homework or sitting on my ass doing nothing, methods of transportation include my rusty, trusty Ford Taurus, running, and walking on my hands. I like walking on my hands. When I'm bored I work on my web site or lay on my bed and think (usually just that I'm bored though). When I'm really bored I watch TV. When I watch TV I fall asleep. I don't sleep much. I wish I slept more.

In this section you will find all the typical "home page" crap you'd find on most personal sites. I'll do my best to be incredibly cheesy and tell you a bunch of stuff you'd rather not know. If you're lame enough to read it though, hey, that's not my fault. In that case, you deserve to suffer through the following irksome details of me and my life. Have fun.

Oh, the selection....