What sucks? What's cool?
Here I will do my best to enlighten you as to what things I encounter in life are cool or stupid or just plain pieces of shit. If I have to deal with something terrible, I'll let you know so you can steer clear of it. On the other hand, though, if I find/see/discover something really cool, I want you to know. Here's what I've reviewed...

Company Reviews

ADT Computers 8/15/1998
If you're looking to buy a pre-built computer, don't call this place!

Food / Drug Reviews

Cafe Intel 8/3/1998
When I used to hear "Intel" I would immediately associate the name with microprocessors. Now, though, I just think of their nachos! Mmm....

Excederin PM 8/18/1998
Not feeling your best? Don't sleep enough? Kill two birds with one stone--- take some Excederin PM and knock yourself out cold!

Hardware / Software Reviews

Mag DJ800 9/1/1998
It's a big monitor; it's a cheap monitor. However, it's also a crappy looking monitor.

PolyView 8/15/1998
Wonderful application for organizing large collections of images. Nice price.

Windows 98 8/15/1998
If you have a high-end computer and money to blow, go for it. If not, don't worry about it.

Misc Reviews

Brainfreeze Straw 8/22/1998
Although I thought 7-11's Slurpee Brainfreeze Straw was just a gimmick, it's actually pretty damn cool and useful!

Movie Reviews

Orgazmo 11/21/1998
Not quite as good as Baseketball, but still one of the funniest damn movies I've seen!

There's Something About Mary 8/16/1998
Pretty damn funny. A lot of it's more sick than funny, but hey... who cares? <grin>

BASEketball 8/3/1998
Hilarious movie. Some might find strong language offensive, others might think it makes the movie funnier.